Never make a sandwich with mustard on it before you have to go somewhere important. You will end up with mustard on your shirt.
Global Warming does not exist in Utah. Snow in October? Really Al Gore?
Refrain from falling asleep in class (or other public places) because you will most likely wake up passing gas. People around you will act oblivious. But they know what just happened.
If you think a test takes 30 minutes, give yourself an hour. They turn the lights off in the testing center at 10:00pm on the dot.
Facebook stalking in public places is never a good idea. You might be stalking the person sitting next to you.
Tony's Frozen Pizza's taste better at 9:00pm than they do at 3:00pm. But no matter what time you eat it, there are still 1232 calories in it.
Sometimes doing laundry at a laundromat is nice. You can do six loads of laundry in the same time it takes you to do one.
18 comments:
Amen. To all of the above. Especially the falling asleep in class and passing gas one ... pretty sure that's happened to everyone, whether or not they'll admit it.
that mustard will get you every time.
Bahahahaha Sara I love you.
Bahahahaha Sara I love you.
I love your deep thoughts. Here are some of my favorites:
-If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
-Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
- I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away
-If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
Agreed! Reading this just made my night. In my dream house I will have 2 washers and 2 dryers...not quite like a laudromat, but close enough for me!
haha i love your deep thoughts! man snow already! And it will prob last till April but maybe little Drew will be big enough to play in it by then!
I never thought about that, I guess I should be taking my laundry to the laundry mat.
never read sara's blog in the swkt..you will laugh really hard out loud and everyone looks at you..
I LOVED my laundromat days!!! For that EXACT reason. Seriously...there's no better use of your time than to do ALL the laundry AT THE SAME TIME! So glad you added that to your list! Hey....When are we getting together again?
amen. i love this.
Sara you genius. I care not to think about those gross 2am pizza calories though. Gross. Also good thinking about the laundromat.
I agree to all of the above. And let me add just one deep thought to yours:
Never toss your kid in the air just after he's eaten. Not unless you'd like his lunch all over your face.
I love the passing gas comment - haha thanks for the heads up!
i miss you
The best part about all of these is imagining all of these happening to YOU Sara dear! THAT is what makes me laugh the most! Love you!
The only thing I miss about Wymount living is the laundry. 40 cents! And those HUGE dryers! 5 loads at the same time! Amazing.
You ALWAYS make me laugh! Drew is sooo stinkin' cute- and getting soooo big!
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